The Octopus reaches out....

It always starts at four a.m. I've been asleep for about two, maybe three hours already.
I'm not a good sleeper anymore, ever since my Mom got sick...
But I digress.
I don't know really that much about octopus, other than one of it's defenses..if not it's primary defense...is a cloud of ink that it emits much like a skunk does it's odor but this one starts by tickling my nose with it's stench.




I unwillingly try to open my mouth to breath, that's when I suppose just one of it's tentacles shoves it's way into my mouth and down my throat, violating my sleep, and my sanity, and even my personal being.


It's a truly horrid invasion. It's like being raped over and over again...you just expect it every night at the same hour.



I wake up instantly and reach for my Glade air spray. I empty almost the whole can without even thinking of it.

My poor ionic pro air purifier just stands there, whimpering by the door. The $200 machine is unable to cope.

The culprit is standing exactly at the back sliding glass door leading to the patio.

He doesn't realize... or maybe it does, that in order NOT to bother those inside with it's death stench it's GOT to breath outward into the backyard. This is, of course, only after making sure the sliding glass door is sealed shut behind it's ass!



It just doesn't work any other way...

My stomach is wretched from the consumption of the vile stench of this creature. I want to literally tear my nose off my face and do ultimate harm if only to escape this horrid endless nightmare.

I can only imagine, or attempt to imagine..how the insides of the culprit must feel inside...dying a slow death as one of it's vital organs closes off to any and all hope against it's insistent hosts ongoing suicide attempts.

     




PEOPLE: WHATEVER YOUR IDEAS ABOUT IT IS:
SMOKING SUCKS!
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S PLAIN CIGARETTES, OR IF IT'S MOTA....
NOT ONLY CAN IT GIVE YOU LUNG CANCER..DEADLY BLOOD CLOTS AND EVEN DELIBERATING LIFE ALTERING STROKES ARE POSSIBLE.

YOUR FAMILY, INCLUDING YOUR CHILDREN ARE AFFECTED BY IT!

DON'T FOOL YOURSELF INTO THINKING IT ONLY AFFECTS YOU.

DON'T BE A FOOL AND DON'T BE SELFISH!
 

YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT TO BE FORCED INTO CARING
FOR A STROKE VICTIM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE...
YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY, THE ENERGY OR THE TIME TO DO IT!
THE EMOTIONAL IMPACT OF CARING FOR A WILLING INVALID IS REAL.
 

YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT TO BE FORCED INTO IT
AT ALL!

 

SURE, YOU WILL DIE EVENTUALLY ANYWAYS...
MAYBE NOT BY LUNG CANCER,
MAYBE NOT BY A MASSIVE STROKE,
OR A BLOOD CLOT...
 MAYBE NOT BY CHEMO...

BUT BOTH LUNG CANCER AND STROKES CAN BE ELIMINATED!

BOTH LUNG CANCER AND STROKES ARE LONG TERM SUICIDES...
YOU KNOW THEY ARE COMING,
 YOU KNOW THAT ONCE THEY HIT YOU,
IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD!!!

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW BATHING SOMEONE, CLOTHING SOMEONE,
PHYSICALLY PUTTING A SPOON INTO SOMEONE'S MOUTH SO THEY CAN
ATTEMPT TO EAT FEELS LIKE!

SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU EVEN WANT YOUR LOVED ONES DOING THAT FOR YOU?!!!

OH, AND WHAT ABOUT THE "MYTH" THAT SMOKING POT IS MEDICINAL, AND IT ACTUALLY CALMS YOUR NERVES?

BULLSHIT!!!

there is no conclusive medical evidence that pot is good for you.
you know this!
Both weed and cigarettes are the same shit...you can give up cancer enabling cigarettes, but if you stick to weed, you are still smoking towards your death!

Come on man..be smart, don't be a dumbass! The people that are warning you aren't lying to you. Even the cigarette makers display it on their boxes.

YOU WANT A SIGN?
HERE IT IS!!



FURTHER PROOF?



SHALL I CONTINUE?!

WELL HOW MUCH MORE
DO I NEED TO SAY?

I THINK I HAVE SAID QUITE ENOUGH!!